Change

Would anyone be offended if I changed the location of my blog? You have 2 days.

Another thing you have only two days for is Monday. Monday generally means that you wake up groggy from a long night of playing Final Fantasy (pick your roman numeral) (I'm currently choosing VIII) and drinking Mountain Dew.

I keep trying to give up the Dew. And then I found out about the 3 new flavors they brought out for the summer. The deal is you try them all and then go vote somewhere online. They (supposedly) keep the one that gets the most votes. Here's what I think they should dew (get it?): just make all the flavors they've ever available at any given time at any given store.

Were that the case, you could do what Levi and I once did, which is make Suicide Sherbet. We decided after watching Wanted, which left us depressed and wanting more out of life, and after eating a few caffeine mints, that, since caffeine is the only drug we were willing to abuse, we would attempt to inject the highest possible amount of it into our bodies. And by inject, I mean the following story. We went to Macey's (a Utah grocery store open SIX days a week, for my out-of-town readers) and bought a twelve pack of every available Mountain Dew. Live Wire (orange). Regular (yellow). 3 then-summer-flavors (don't recall their colors). Code Red (duh). We bought a tall can of NOS (energy drink). Cream. Went home. Mixed a can of each, threw in the NOS, added some cream and like a cup of sugar (for good measure), tossed it in my ice cream freezer, put it on the porch outside, plugged it in. Thirty minutes later, we were bouncing off the walls like William Shatner in the following scenes:

In the following days, I would make Suicide Sherbet smoothies by half-filling a glass with the frozen caffeine overload, adding a can of Mountain Dew (any flavor), mashing it together with a spoon, and slurping. And gulping. And running a marathon. Not really that last one.

I don't know why I told you that story or embedded the video that probably offended you. Just let me know if you care, you, if I change the location of my blog. Alright, you!?

Out.