An Ode To Inanimate Objects

I shouldn't say too much. But it was a good day. Lots of reasons why, namely:

• Church was great. I actually focused for 3 whole hours!
• Except maybe not completely during Sunday School.
• Mostly because I was discussing who the singles were in the ward. All 3 of us.
• This took longer than 15 seconds. Good times.
• Had my entire set of the Scriptures highlighted in fluorescent pink, which makes it surprisingly difficult to read.
• Was asked to teach the lesson in Elder's Quorum next Sunday.
• Had to ward off some zombies. I won't post the picture here because Jalface doesn't like it.
• Wore my new purple flannel shirt I got for ten bucks yesterday at the Penney's.
• Watched Dennis the Menace with Walter Matthau.
• Laughed a lot.
• Most of all, I smiled.

Purple Flannel + Orange Socks + Bright Blue Skinny Jeans = One Cool Dude

Peace.